Return Policy and Return Form

If you are not satisfied with your coffee, tea, or retail item please return it with reason for the return for full refund of the product. Shipping costs and insurance are not refundable. Orders over 25 pounds will be subject to a 40% restocking fee of the total cost of order minus shipping and insurance. Coffee must be returned whole bean. Coffee and teas must be in original package. Shipping will be paid by the party returning the product.

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What we do is dangerous. We don't do things like your coffee shop...we do it correctly.  We do not apologize for our behavior. We are not particularly mellow.  It's all about the love of a family.  We aim to destroy your perceptions of the truth on all levels.  We fix bike tires and help little old ladies across the street.  We fear but love Zombies.  We believe in 5 dimensions. We craft with Magic. We are GOD.

A reminder
A reminder
hot line to god
hot line to god
winter 2009/2010
winter 2009/2010
contemplation
contemplation
JOY!
JOY!
Varroooommmmm!!!
Varroooommmmm!!!
This is Garth. Where is he?
This is Garth. Where is he?